Advice oppo

"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
08/05/2016 at 19:36 • Filed to: None

I plan to get a girlfriend before senior year is over. I know who she is, just gotta make all the right moves now. This shouldn’t be too hard UNLESS she’s not in any of my classes. Any advice?

Keep in my mind that my skill of hittin up girls is comparable to James May.

DISCUSSION (24)

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 19:45

If you want to impress her, you need to master the handbrake turn

Funktheduck > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 19:47

Start with “hello, my name is ___”

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/05/2016 at 19:48

Oooor you could be like me and get a girl screaming by doing that in high school, and not in a good way...

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/05/2016 at 19:49

Got a handbrake pedal though :(

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Funktheduck
08/05/2016 at 19:49

....(what)? My name is.... (who)? My name is.. (scratches) Slim Shady

Anthony Miller > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 19:50

Your last line was unnecesary because you started your post with this,

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Dude, chill. You guys friends? Does she know you exist? For what purpose do you “plan” to “get a girlfriend?” I mean, simple questions, but you should reflect on them first.

Being patient and friendly is a good start but plain and simple, if you know she’s interested in you (or having a boyfriend in general!) the easiest way to do it is just to ask. “Hey, wanna go on a date with me? I mean, I know I’m super awkward and all but I like you a lot and I’d like to take you out if that’s ok with you.” Worst she can do is say no.

Oh, and starting off by referring to women as something you “get” isn’t a good look. Relationships are reciprocal, you can’t just buy one off a parts store shelf.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/05/2016 at 19:51

That, or: KIIIIIIIIIIIID, kid rock!

djmt1 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 19:52

I plan to get a girlfriend before senior year is over. I know who she is, just gotta make all the right moves now.

I know exactly what you mean but that is a weird way of writing it. You made it sound like you were about to set off on a great expedition for a mythical beast. Hmm... actually that might be an appropriate metaphor. My advice is to make sure that all conversations are a two way street. Ask about her life while also speaking about your own. It’s very easy for one party to dominate the conversation and that never ends well.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 19:54

Don’t bother. Just focus on school and graduating. Trying to start a relationship during senior year (assuming you both are going away to school) knowing potentially different colleges isn’t worth the headache.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 19:54

aw schucks, well, you could make it a rear wheel brake by suppressing the locking mechanism

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
08/05/2016 at 19:55

I was once driving with a girl who said she liked speed. She asked me to stop accelerating when I hit 170 km/h on a strait line. She didn’t really like speed I guess

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 20:00

This will not go well....

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Anthony Miller
08/05/2016 at 20:00

Sorry if I came off as arrogant, Yeah I didn’t mean “get” in a pick-and-choose sort of way. We know each other but not personally - I just want to break the ice see if shes interested. She’s kinda shy so I’ll never know if I’m a bystander.

Matt Le Chat > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 20:01

Best advice I can give you about girls. Don’t specifically go after one and idolize her. There is nothing you can do if she doesn’t like you (not saying she doesn’t but just don’t want you to say she’s the one) Just be happy, nice, yourself, and you’ll meet someone you click with and actually enjoy spending time with. This is the girlfriend you want. Sorry if the post wasnt funny or special but it’s the most honest thing I can say. Good luck bud ;)

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/05/2016 at 20:03

Yeah there’s one problem. “Hey BYE!” I’ll need to know where she’s going - not that it will influence my choice.

Anthony Miller > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 20:06

Well, my advice is little changed then. Try and hang out, see if you can share a few hobbies or interests with her and see if she will do the same. Then ask her out. It really is that simple.

My citroen won't start > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 20:16

My advice is that you should never objectify human beings.

Dusty Ventures > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/05/2016 at 20:37

Kinja'd!!!

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 20:42

It’s all about that double pump. Once to initiate, then release as you’re sliding.

SteveLehto > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 21:20

If we have learned nothing from Rom-Coms, it’s only creepy if you keep stalking her AFTER she has obtained a restraining order. Until then, it’s all good. Go nuts.

AdverseMartyr > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 22:07

Do you have a quirky interest that your unicorn shares, but not so many other people do? Find something related to that where you would like a companion who also appreciates it.

Or find something she appreciates which you would sincerely like to learn about, and ask her to help you with it (art, coffee tasting, climbing,etc)

See if you really connect.

Your boy, BJR > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 23:36

Well if that's the case then just smack her over the head with your club and drag her back to your lair you god damn caveman.

E92M3 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/05/2016 at 23:57

First step: you gotta sit near her at lunch.

S65 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
09/12/2016 at 19:31

Set yourself on fire, she’ll have to notice you then.